Oh The Humanity!

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I tend to channel that Patricia Routledge character in Alan Bennett's Talking Heads who writes lots of Daily Mail-esque letters of inconsequence to people, corporations and other such legal entities. One recent missive has been published on the ITV Soap Newsletter in the soapbox section. I've arrived Mommie! I've arrived!

The Zbornak Files: Director Commentary
"Well done to all involved?" What was I thinking*?

*If you've seen the Pink Flamingos deleted scenes feature where John Waters goes "'Cunt-eyes?' What was I thinking?", you'll know the kind of tone I'm going for. If not, go and buy it, you silly whore.